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(Every character
is NOT a person...but based on one...except Tony
and Helen. They're real.)
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Kitty- Main Character...Kinda. I
kick ass! In the FAQ part of Plays I
always ask how much the actors make, they
are so ashamed of their poor-ness they
won't answer. I laughed during the video
tape of people being hanged, a lotta
people look at me funny, And Im a bit
paranoid...ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!?!?!?!
Im smart and crap, and I swear and crap,
Im perverted and crap, And i say crap too
much and crap.. Lets all Say crap! Im a
freak, a geek, a weirdo, and Im damn
scary, Deal with it. Some people think
I'm weird just because I keep on calling
my dad "the Stalker" at the
mall! Ok, I'm off to corrupt America's
Youth! LETS ALL HAVE SEIZURES! Don't know
how my "seizure obsession"
started. Um....Yeaaaaaaahhhh... I'm a
horrible horrible person, DEAL WITH
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Nicole- This Is My
disciple, Nicole. I call her Dick Ho to
piss her off...In fact I call her many
things to piss her off. Shes a freak, and
thats pretty much Why we're freinds. If
you ever hear us together in a Voice
message Be afraid, VERY AFRAID. She is
the one who keeps me from being kicked
out of malls, school, restaraunts,
playgrounds, stores, etc. Besides em
she's the only person even close to my
personality, but shes um, more
disiplined. She sounds retarted but she's
not, She just enjoys acting that way. |
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Liza- A superficial chick who has
a bunch of face crap on. Glitter,
eyeshadow, blush, lipstick, hair glitter,
lip gloss, ALL that crap. Shes all lame
and crap to me because shes like,
athletic and whiny and complains about
getting dirty and shit. Many of you will
disagree with me and know who this
character is based on and like her but,
GO SCREW YOURSELF! |
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Mellissa- A nice girl. She
breaks fights and prefers not to take
sides. She is a little too sweet and shes
the kinda person we all like to try to
protect form the harsh world. This
character really isnt based on anyone in
particualr but oh well. |
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D.J.- DJ is a nice computer geeky
freind. We share obsessions in many areas
and both plot to kill many people/build a
bomb. He doesn know much abotu pop
culture though. Hes cool and kinda creepy
with his imataions and can make THE best
clay creatures and stuff. Hes smart and
um,....thats about all. |
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D.J.'s Little Brother,
Matthew- Ugly little kid. Um...hes a
very minor annoying gay little character
oin this comic so I'm too lazy to make
him an acual profile. |
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Tony- Yes, you finally Meet the
kid Who sniffs Baking Soda, Deal with it.
As I am, he has real perversitites too,
and Even tho seems, acts, and looks dumb
isn't dumb....Well not TOO dumb. He is
pretty cool and a bit quirky. Yay, Lets
all say Quirky! His voice is screwed up,
Lets all watch our faces wrtch and
shrivel upon hearing him..Ok it's not
THAT bad but.... |
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Ben- Another Quirky Kid, Smart
too. He is Um....Him-ish and never eats
his lunch When he's supposed to. Him and
I are sometimes succumbed to the most
horrible sights together, Such as Richard
asking Drew out, Richard Pole Dancing,
Richard Not wearing Complete clothes,
Richard lifting up his Shirt, And I like
to make sure he sees it too...Along with
Steve, Bryan, Adam, And everyone else.
Hes a bit TOO intrested in the Salem
Witch trials as I am. He's kinda weird,
Not as weird as me though! His tendancy
to suck on his pens cause him very sore
shins from me! |
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Lumpy- A kid I call Lumpy
Cuz' His head is damn Lumpy! Lets
Emphasize *I* because Only I call him
Lumpy, The Others call him Squashy, Both
nice names were created by me and Now He
has about 50 Nicknames, Lumpy, Squashy,
Yoshi......He hates me pretty Much, Of
course he's just jelous of my wit,
intelligence, beauty, artistic abilities,
instrumental abilities, abilities to
dicombobulate people, My vocabulary, etc.
Hes a very minor character in the comic. |
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Chris- A Quirky, Cool Kid
whos A bit weird. I label Him Pervert of
the strip, Hey if you had heard what he
had been saying at the Party you would
call him a perve too. Another Weird
freind. He is a bit dim, short, and I
like trying to guess who he likes in our
class. He becomes very offended just
because I keep guessing Guys names! So
what is I think he has homosexual
tendacies. But we all know hes straight.
He better be or I'll kick his..... |
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Helen- Shes the Gag of
the Comic, We all hate her, We Use her
phone number for crank calls! We tease
her. I nicknamed her Slapstick. She has
homosexual tendancies, and was drooling
at a movie where a woman was undressing.
No one likes her, Yeah we may feel sorry
for her, its pity. She follows us around,
shes an annoying little stalker person.
Her best freinds are teachers. |
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